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No. 9 Levi Johnston

When will Levi Johnston go away? He has parlayed his position as VP candidate grandbaby daddy into a trip to the Teen Choice Awards with Kathy Griffin, a Fleshbot award, an endorsement deal for nuts and a spread in Playgirl. He serves absolutely no purpose whatsoever... except as everybody's punchline. Go back to Alaska, you tool. Take your baby's grandma with you. Tool verdict: Safety goggles (Our eyes! Our eyes! They burn!) -- Andrea Reiher, Zap2it Related:A week in Levi's genes part IA week in Levi's genes part IIA week in Levi's genes part IIIWireImage