No. 9 Levi Johnston

When will Levi Johnston go away? He has parlayed his position as VP candidate grandbaby daddy into a trip to the Teen Choice Awards with <a class="taxInlineTagLink" id="PECLB002105" title="Kathy Griffin" href="/topic/entertainment/kathy-griffin-PECLB002105.topic">Kathy Griffin</a>, a Fleshbot award, an endorsement deal for nuts and a spread in Playgirl. He serves absolutely no purpose whatsoever... except as everybody's punchline. Go back to Alaska, you tool. Take your baby's grandma with you.<br>
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<b>Tool verdict: </b>Safety goggles (Our eyes! Our eyes! They burn!)<br>
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<i>-- Andrea Reiher, <a href="http://www.zap2it.com">Zap2it</a></i><br>
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<b>Related:</b><br><a href="http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2009/11/shatner-fleshbot-playgirl-a-week-in-levi-johnstons-genes.html">A week in Levi's <a class="taxInlineTagLink" id="HHA000024" title="Genes and Chromosomes (INACTIVE)" href="/topic/health/genes-chromosomes-%28inactive%29-HHA000024.topic">genes</a> part I</a><br><a href="http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2009/11/hockey-stick-palin-porn-award-the-week-in-levis-genes.html">A week in Levi's genes part II</a><br><a href="http://blog.zap2it.com/thedishrag/2009/11/playgirl-picture-reality-show-prison-time-a-week-in-levis-genes-johnston-of-course.html">A week in Levi's genes part III</a>
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When will Levi Johnston go away? He has parlayed his position as VP candidate grandbaby daddy into a trip to the Teen Choice Awards with Kathy Griffin, a Fleshbot award, an endorsement deal for nuts and a spread in Playgirl. He serves absolutely no purpose whatsoever... except as everybody's punchline. Go back to Alaska, you tool. Take your baby's grandma with you.

Tool verdict: Safety goggles (Our eyes! Our eyes! They burn!)

-- Andrea Reiher, Zap2it

Related:
A week in Levi's genes part I
A week in Levi's genes part II
A week in Levi's genes part III

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