Two and a Half Men (CBS) Returns: Monday, March 17 at 9:00 pm ET So Far This Season: Jake (Angus T. Jones) just keeps getting older. Soon they're going to have to call this show "Three Men," which will be much less catchy. Meanwhile, Charlie (Charlie Sheen) and Alan (Jon Cryer) remain as playboy-ish and nebbishy as ever. When It Returns: In the show's return, Alan is planning to break up with a girl. Charlie's done it before, so he offers to help out.
Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen on 'Two and a Half Men' photo courtesy of CBS