'Murder' Spike TV Sure, you may be a "CSI" junkie, but could you really walk a bloody mile in Grissom's shoes? In "Murder," Tommy Lenoir (a homicide detective in my hometown of Arlington, Texas) tasks two teams of regular joes to process elaborate crime scenes and name a killer. Tommy's drawling cut-downs at every breach of investigative etiquette are informative, too: On fictional procedurals, I find myself shouting, "Yew just walked into a crime scene without wearing gloves -- what the hayl were yew thinking?" Photo courtesy of Spike TV. Text by Andy Grieser.