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Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, et al

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Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Brody Jenner et al Usual suspects Why we'd strand them: Because we -- and they -- could all use a break. Chances of survival: Subpar, as we suspect they might wither away without cameras trained on them. We would, however, offer the following... Zap2it