Daytime talk shows love animals. Too bad animals love to poop, hump and bite. On a 2010 dog-training segment (irony alert!) on "Live With Regis and Kelly," Kelly Ripa's designated Labrador, Scooter, was not in the mood to entertain. After pulling away from the her several times, he went number 1 and number 2 before eventually trying to mount the tiny host.