Jeff Zrebiec's scouting report for the Ravens-Jets game

Vinny Guadagnino: Pros

- The boy you would take home to mama: Has many old school Italian beliefs and decent morals. Plus he loves his ma. - Big news: Thanks to Snooki's ever so clever "it was like putting a watermelon into a pin hole" metaphor said after their unexpected smush, we know more about Vinny than we ever really wanted to know, or maybe did want to know. - Great dates: Knows how to really take a girl out on a date. Well, when he's not stood up. - Touchable hair: He has a decent haircut and (surprise, surprise) only uses about a palm full of hair gel in one sitting.
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