"I am obsessed with 'Downton Abbey.' Totally, manically obsessed ... I can't really be on the show, I'm American, I'm very contemporary. So I've figured out a way to be on the show. I'm going to be on the show in photograph only. I'm going to be on a mantel, with a storyline ... So my storyline is going to be that I'm Elizabeth McGovern's dead sister who was killed at the Chicago World's Fair by the famous serial killer." - "The Tonight Show"