The 2012 Critics Choice Movie Awards kicked off with hosts Paul Scheer and Rob Huebel doing a series of bits that would've been booed off the stage at The Apollo 30 seconds in. The stand-up included such gems as "Even George Clooney looks like a dork running in flip flops" and "90 percent of the people in this room met filming 'New Year's Eve.'" We heard people laughing at the jokes, but you can't convince us that wasn't a laugh track. Get the hook!
-- Andrea Reiher, Zap2it