"Two and a Half Men" star Charlie Sheen wasn't too happy when the show was shut down as a result of his "statements, conduct and condition." After passing a drug test, Sheen went on a whirlwind media blitz to discuss said statements, conduct, and condition. What followed were basically a series of rants. To say Sheen has a way with words is an understatement. "I don't know. All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master," he told ABC.We've gathered our favorite soundbites, courtesy of the grand wizard master (and ABC, TMZ, NBC, Extra, Access Hollywood, and E! News). Find out Sheen's thoughts on everything from drugs to Winnie the Pooh to Mel Gibson and, of course, Warner Bros., CBS, and Chuck Lorre. --Carina Adly MacKenzie, Zap2it
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