Instead of trying to describe it, we'll just print the voiceover of Frank's "virus video" he made promoting Paddy's on "It's Always Sunny":
"Welcome to Paddy's Pub, the oldest pub in America. We have a variety of old liquors served in strange containers. We are packed with celebrities, the fun ones. [Pictured: Charlie Sheen, Snooki, OJ] We also have cock fights and strippers. And guess what? We don't have a sign, so good luck finding the place. But if you do, you'll be lucky. 'Cause we also got donkey shows, Motley Crue and cake."
And cake, y'all. Cake.
-- Andrea Reiher, Zap2it