"Dear Santa, I Can Explain..."

Everyone knows the deal about Santa Clause. Santa is a fat guy in a red suit who flies around on Christmas Eve giving toys to all the children. All the good children, that is.  As the famous Christmas song warns us: "He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake." If you've been bad, then he leaves you with the most random gift of all: coal. WTF!? Unless you live in West Virginia, coal is completely worthless. Coal isn't even used for normal transportation anymore! At least leave some gasoline or something. But with all that put aside, when you think about it, Santa Clause is one crafty S.O.A.B. and is probably every parent's best friend because Santa's "criteria" keeps children in line, or at least it should. There are still some out there out don't really care about presents; to them, the best present of all is getting into mischief. Well, at least the naughty shirt-goer in the picture above is smart. Instead of trying to explain himself to the authorities, he is trying to explain himself to the big red man... cuz who wants coal for Christmas?
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( Photo taken from funnyshirtz.info / September 7, 2012 )

Everyone knows the deal about Santa Clause. Santa is a fat guy in a red suit who flies around on Christmas Eve giving toys to all the children. All the good children, that is. As the famous Christmas song warns us: "He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake." If you've been bad, then he leaves you with the most random gift of all: coal. WTF!? Unless you live in West Virginia, coal is completely worthless. Coal isn't even used for normal transportation anymore! At least leave some gasoline or something. But with all that put aside, when you think about it, Santa Clause is one crafty S.O.A.B. and is probably every parent's best friend because Santa's "criteria" keeps children in line, or at least it should. There are still some out there out don't really care about presents; to them, the best present of all is getting into mischief. Well, at least the naughty shirt-goer in the picture above is smart. Instead of trying to explain himself to the authorities, he is trying to explain himself to the big red man... cuz who wants coal for Christmas?

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