Dear Twilight fans, the version of vampires you adore is ridiculous. Please direct your attention to the greatest movie vampire of them all - Bela Lugosi! Lugosi's version of Dracula would have snapped Kristen Stewart's neck and feasted on her blood in the first three minutes of the film.
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