Let's start off with some good news, shall we?

Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller Sheen welcomed twin boys to the world over the weekend.  The couple's publicist says that mom and babies are "doing great," and dad is "ecstatic."  The twins, named Bob and Max, are the first children for the couple.  Congrats!!

The hot, flaming, barbecue, mess that is Lil Kim better start asking for tips on Dancing With the Stars. She reportedly owes $979,000 in delinquent state and federal taxes.  I say, if she hadn't have spent so much money on bad plastic surgery, bad weaves, bad clothes, and Wet & Wild #521 lipstick, she would have some money and wouldn't be in this mess!  And, these days she looks like she's been substituting her Mac blot powder for baby powder! She frightens me.

Model Mayhem!!! A New York casting call for America's Next Top Model turned into chaos as a stampede broke out in line.  Apparently, a nearby car started smoking, which caused someone to yell "fire" or "bomb" or something like that.  Two women and one man were arrested on charges of disorderly conduct and inciting a riot.  Two people were taken to a local hospital with minor injuries, and four others refused treatment.  Authorities were forced to shut the auditions down, saying it was not properly organized.  Oh, bummer! Sorry ladies, but "you are not in the running to be America's Next Top Model."

Is anyone else waiting for Nick, Mariah....and Ashton to jump out and tell us all that we've been punk'd?  This Nick and Mariah marriage just seems so....odd.  But, who am I to say that those two aren't in love!? Apparently, they're so much in love that Nick will not let anyone talk bad about his wife.  Even if he has to get physical.  What am I talking about?  Well, mediatakeout.com posted a copy of an email sent from Nick to a woman by the name of Jasmine's hotmail account...and vice versa.  The woman is basically stating her opinion, saying that Mariah hasn't made a good album in years and that she lip syncs.  She also says that Mariah has let a lot of her fans down.  Well, Nick took that as an insult, I guess, and he lashed out at her.  He defends his wife and says that she sings her heart out and works hard at her craft....yeah, yeah, yeah...here's the juicy part.  It sounds like Nick is challenging the woman.  Here's a few lines from the email...you try to interpret it:

"Trust me, I come from a place where we take disrespect really serious and if you are crossing the line of no longer just criticizing (which I do respect when done with respect), but if you actually want to get on some other s***!!!?? Then let's go all the way there! Tell me where? And I will let you know when I'm in that area and we can handle this like adults.  I am by no means upset or angry with you at all.  But, if you talking like a gangster then you have to get dealt with in that same manner. I think out every move I make concisely, so by no means is this a rant.  Trust, this is calculated and documented! I value your tenacity and passion for my wife but if you have something personal against me I want to give the full opportunity to do whatever you feel you need to do or say to me face to face.  Because I don' t  know you and trust me, you don't know me! This ain't no fictional blog or TV, Hollywood s***. This is real life and I am a grown a** man who walks this earth just like you and I command the respect of a human being, just as you should.  That being said....Let me know what's up.  We can keep writing, get on the phone, meet in person, you tell me what you want to do. I don't get mad, I get even."

He continues to go on a rant and then ends the email with "God Bless."  Boy, boo!!!! Ain't nobody scared of you!  So, what do you think??

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay.  *SMH* So if you haven't heard already, the Beverly Hills Police Department issued a warrant for Lindsay Lohan's arrest on Friday.  Let's start from the beginning.  

May 26, 2007, Lindsay lost control of her car Mercedes and hit a tree near Sunset Boulevard around 5:30 a.m. She left the scene to receive medical treatment, but later admitted to police that she was the driver of the vehicle.  They found .04 grams of cocaine in her purse; which obviously resulted in a DUI.  

July 24, 2007, Lindsay was involved in a wild chase pursuing the mother of her assistant in an SUV.

So, as a result of those incidents, Lindsay is serving out a three-year probation after pleading no contest to two charges of DUI and plead guilty to two charges of being under the influence of a controlled substance and reckless driving, and could go to jail if she were to violate any of its terms.  So, how does this tie in to the warrant that was just issued?  Well, Lindsay is on a restricted license and is only supposed to be driving for work, but she drove herself to Vegas last week to go to one of her girlfriend's--Samantha Ronson--DJ gigs. And you know the paparazzi was out, which means Lindsay was caught on camera partying up like she didn't have a worry in the world.  So, the warrant was issued on Friday, which carries a $50,000 bail by the way, but her lawyers say that it was a result of a "misunderstanding."  Umm, yeah, ok.  

But, that warrant didn't stop Lindsay.  According to People magazine, she was spotted at Chateau Marmont in Hollywood on Friday night around 8 p.m. with three females.  They were reportedly drinking water and an "unidentified drink" in a cocktail glass.  After that, Lindsay reportedly arrived at the home of Jack Nicholson around 1:45 a.m. *side eye*  Sources say she buzzed the intercom several times and asked for "Jack" to open the gate before being let inside.  Please tell me that "Jack" meant "Jack Jr." I don't know if he does, but I'm seriously hoping that Jack Nicholson has a young son with the same name and that's who Lindsay was going to see.  Otherwise, what business do you have at Jack Nicholson's house at 1:45 in the morning!?!?!? Anyway, her bodyguard picked her up at 4:30 a.m. and brought her to girlfriend Sam's Beachwood Canyon home in LA.   But, wait, there's more!

Later that afternoon, police were called to Lindsay's Hollywood home after neighbors called in reports of a fight between Lindsay and Sam.  Whatever they were fighting for, it resulted in a broken window.  Officers tried to arrest Lindsay, but she wouldn't open the door.  LOL! She was, however, spotted peeking out of an upstairs window briefly when officers first arrived.  Oh, COME ON!!! They could've gotten her if they really wanted it to!

I'm guessing we'll all be having deja vu of Lindsay's antics once Miley Cyrus turns 18.  I'm just saying.