Congress has been exposed by a mustache.
We owe a big thank you to the American Mustache Institute. The organization has been lobbying for something called the Stache Act, which stands for Stimulus To Allow for Critical Hair expenses
The Stache Act has been referred to the powerful Congressional Ways and Means Committee, which means it is one step closer to becoming law. It was introduced by Maryland Republican Congressman Roscoe Bartlett, who dons a dapper mustache and feels like a dope today.
The American Mustache Institute is an elaborate parody. First clue: the group is planning its "Million Mustache March" to support the Stache Act in Washington, D.C. on April Fool's Day
Congressman Bartlett is quoted as saying he knows nothing about the Mustache Tax Loophole Legislation and he didn't refer it to committee, one of his staffers did. That's worse!
In fairness to the congressman, this is just the way things work in Washington. Lobbyist's bills are passed on without review and often made into law. If you want to know why the tax code and is so screwed up and why the government doesn't bring in enough revenue, look no further than the Stache Act. Tax loopholes are handed out like candy in Washington.
If you are a mustached American, I'm sorry to say that the Stache Act has no chance of being passed now that it has been outed as a joke. However, it may be the most important piece of failed legislation in a long time
Thank you to the American Mustache institute for brilliantly exposing how broken our government is.
As for Congressman Roscoe Bartlett, good luck in your re-election campaign. I have a feeling you'll be seeing a lot of fake mustaches. If I was running against you, I'd be handing them out like, well, like tax loopholes.
The Million Mustache March
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