[opening title narration]
Narrator: In New York City's war on crime, the worst criminal offenders are pursued by the detectives of the Major Case Squad. These are their stories.
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Detective Alexandra Eames: You two have a play date?
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Detective Robert Goren: One thing this line of work teaches us is that guys will do anything for love.
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Detective Alexandra Eames: When tourists take a bite of the Big Apple, the apple isn't supposed to bite back.
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Mr. Smythe: Four counts of manslaughter. That's what I get for overestimating the intelligence of a grand jury.
Detective Alexandra Eames: Just be grateful the D.A. let you off with a plea bargain.
Mr. Smythe: I don't consider shutting down my website a bargain. All right, Joanie and Chachi, right? This is the last chat I have for them.
Detective Alexandra Eames: Thank you, you can go do your little dance in Hell now.
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Detective Robert Goren: Well, she didn't believe in heaven and hell, so how would she know the devil was massaging her neck?
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Detective Alexandra Eames: We have that Ukrainian politician to thank for that.
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Detective Alexandra Eames: Sex fiend and a bully, politics is a perfect place for him.