Death of Osama bin Laden (2011)

Why aren't we Muslim socialists yet?

Why aren't we Muslim socialists yet?

Every year I begin with more questions than answers.

When is President Obama supposed to come and take all the guns away? Wayne LaPierre and the gun lobby have been saying he's been planning to for eight years now — and there's only 20 days left, so when it supposed to happen? Considering that it is widely believed that there are more guns than people in the United States, wouldn't that require a massive logistical effort, involving the entire U.S. military, FEMA, the Muslim Brotherhood, the Black Panthers and possibly all the black helicopters the United Nations has stashed away somewhere?

If this giant gun grab is actually supposed to happen, exactly how would they all be...