The next round of drunks, pill-poppers and attention whores to grace Celebrity Rehab will be (drum roll please): Former American Idol contestant Nikki McKibbin, rock n' roll video vixen Tawny Kitaen, rock n' roller Steven Adler, Gary Busey (who once snorted coke off of a dog), model/actress Amber Smith (who?), Rod Stewart's son Sean and Rodney King. Wait. Rodney King? Rod Stewart's son was pushing the whole "celebrity" part of things to begin with, but Rodney King? Sure, his video was more reality than most reality TV could ever claim to be...but seriously?
Apparently Paris Hilton isn't the only socialite in need of someone to be cast as their new bff. Brody Jenner is teaming up with MTV in a new show called, Bromance. Bros will be competing to hang with, double date with and probably give mani/pedis to Jenner. When did The Hills turn into the new Real World?