Closings & delays

Martina Navratilova

'Dancing with the Stars' recap: Week 1 elimination

'Dancing with the Stars' recap: Week 1 elimination

We start with a recap of how great Week 1 was and how barely good last night was. And then it's a pro routine, some sort of jive. If you're keeping score at home, Maks is wearing an entirely unbuttoned and untucked shirt, Tony and Val or Tristan are both going for the unbuttoned but tucked-in look and all the rest are covered up.

We start with low-scoring women, and Melissa Gilbert is up first. She says it was the "most fun [she's] ever had on a dance floor." Gladys Knight  was cheerful despite a 5 from Len. Len tells Martina Navratilova, "You can touch me as much as you want." Martina's clearly upset backstage -- I love how...