Here;s a woman that needs to stop waffling around and take her mommy role more seriously.
After crashing her SUV into a concrete pole inside a 7-Eleven's parking lot, Jeri Cox, a 30-year-old mom, took her child and wobbled away to another nearby business to throw up ... before trying to buy more vino at the convenience store, according to Orlando police, reports the Orlando Sentinel.
Cox allegedly told cops that she had been eating waffles all day at Lake Eola Park and drank two large containers of wine, demonstrating the cup size by spreading her hands about 12-inches apart, the arrest report stated.
An officer reported that she also said that she "didn't hit anything.''
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