Hey, mom, haven't you heard about No Child Left Behind?
Then get with the program.
Deirdre Reneat Grant, 40, of Miami, left a Target store in Davie with about $373 in stolen goods but she forgot one thing: Her 6-year-old daughter, reports the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.
A Target employee told Davie police he saw the woman place items into Target bags before walking by the cash register area "without any attempt to pay," the arrest report shows.
Security cameras show that the woman left the girl alone near the pet aisle in the back of the store, police said.
Forget your kid?
FloriDUH Headquarters understands how easy it is to get preoccupied with so many things — like stealing, drugs and drinking that you forget that you even had a child.
Like these folks...
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Citra: Mom robs Dollar Store, leaves tot behind
St. Petersburg: Man abandoned 7-week-old son on porch after night of heavy drinking
Kissimmee: Missing boy found: Mom left son with homeless heroin addict
Palmetto: Mom charged with leaving tot with stranger while she partied
Port St. Lucie: Mom accused of leaving tot at pool, buying beer with girl's ice cream money
Orlando: Disabled teen abandoned at SeaWorld, mom arrested
Fort Myers: Belly up to the bar or baby sit? What would you do?
Get the DUHtails at the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.
Fort Pierce: Hey, lady -- you forgot your kids!
Photo: Broward County Sheriff's Office