Just another reason not to do drugs or share drug paraphernalia --a person's drugs or pipes may have been a bit too well-traveled.

No butts about it.

For example, consider the journey of John David Hall's pot pipe and his smokin' hot arse.

Hall, of Fort Pierce, was pulled over last Wednesday night for making an illegal U-turn in Port St. Lucie. During a routine check, the officer found out Hall had a violation of probation warrant out of Leon County, reports Will Greenlee in his Off the Beat blog for TCpalm.com.

Once inside jail, Hall 'fessed up to having a pipe.

Not just any kind of pipe -- it was a marijuana pipe.

And it was in his rear end, according to reports.

No more pipe dreams for this inmate.

Photo: Police say John David Hall had this pipe in his rear end. Photo provided by Port St. Lucie police.

Get the DUHtails at Will Greenlee's Off the Beat blog for TCPalm.com.

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