Martin County Sheriff's deputies knew this traffic stop would be a doozy.
They smelled alcohol and pot in the car.
Charlene M. Johnson, 46, Okeechobee, was found naked in her black four-door Ford when deputies stopped her about 5 p.m. Wednesday in Indiantown for driving erratically.
Her eyes were bloodshot, both from crying about an argument with her boyfriend and her BAL, which was at least twice that of the state's limit.
But Johnson could not explain why she was driving nude.
Maybe she'll get a new bright orange jumpsuit from the jail boutique.
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Deputies: DUI stop nets clueless butt-naked woman driver
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