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NFL parity on display today...ugh!

NFL parity on display today...ugh!

This might be a good day to go out and finally knock out the rest of those leaves in the backyard ... or head over to Home Depot and stock up on that phony rock salt that you're going to need a lot of next month, because you'd have to be kicking butt in your fantasy league right now to care much about most of today's NFL matchups.

The early round of regional television games aren't going to float your boat. The Arizona Cardinals are visiting the Eagles, but I've got to think that if you cared about that game you'd already be stinking drunk in the parking lot at Lincoln Financial Field.

The AFC alternatives aren't all that much better. The Patriots are playing in...