Even if it means packing his bags once again and saying goodbye to the City Beautiful.
You see, he realizes he's not a fan favorite and that it's his destiny to play for bad teams.
"I know I'll be someplace else in a year or two," he says. "That's just what I do."
The ultimate role player.
Unselfish and unappreciated.
He just does his job and then moves on to another depressed team in another downtrodden town.
And despite all he does to make teams better, nobody ever sheds a tear when he's traded.
But don't feel sorry for him. He's the only player in history to have a lifetime contract with every team in the league. No matter what, he will always have a job.
"There's a good reason why nobody ever misses me when I leave town," Cap Flexibility says philosophically. "It's because they know that someday I will be back again."
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