Cat haters, read no further.
Cat lovers, rejoice. Your feline fantasy is coming true, in the form of a cat cafe. For four days starting Thursday, humans can hang out with friendly cats while eating, drinking and dangling feathery toys from fishing lines.
Purina One and the North Shore Animal League, the country's largest no-kill shelter, teamed to create the pop-up cafe. They hope New York soon will be home to permanent cat cafes, which are catching on in cities known for tight living spaces and no-pet apartment buildings.
London got its first one, Lady Dinah's Cat Emporium, in March. Japan has had them for years. It also has bunny cafes for those who prefer a puffy tail to a long, swishing one. KitTea is expected to open in San Francisco this summer, becoming this country's first full-time cat cafe.
The idea is simple: Visitors pay an hourly fee or a cover charge for the privilege of lounging with cats. Lady Dinah's charges about $5 per person for two hours; it's fully booked until June.
For a little extra, you can order something to eat or drink.
"It's a surprise no one has done this here before," said Matthew Carroll, the off-site coordinator of the North Shore Animal League, as the Manhattan cafe -- which will be free for its limited run -- prepared for opening day.
All the cats will be up for adoption.
Eight cats roamed the event space, on a busy corner along a street near Chinatown best known for light fixture stores. There were black cats, white cats and gray cats. There were striped cats, cats with thick fur and cats with short, shiny coats.
As pedestrians walked past the walls of windows, they stared inside at the cats.
The cats stared back.
"It's weird," said Oscar Suris, a tourist who lives in Sydney, Australia. Suris could not fathom why anyone would want to cuddle a strange cat or kick a little ball across the floor for it to chase.
"It's not your cat," he said. "Plus, I'm allergic."
His companion, Tahnee Nicholson, said she understood the appeal. "I'd do it if I lived in a building that did not let me have pets. It's nice to just sit and read or relax with a cat in your lap."
North Shore and Purina see this cat cafe as more than a lure for cat-hungry humans to get their feline fixes. The bigger goal is to get all of the cats adopted, to teach people about feline health, and to encourage more adoptions, said Niky Roberts of Purina One.
Even People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals seemed to find the idea palatable, as long as the cats are happy.
"PETA thinks the cats may enjoy the experience and even acquire a forever home if their safety and well-being are priorities," said the group's president, Ingrid Newkirk. "They should also never be picked up and put down repeatedly as if they were merchandise."
When the cafe opens, 16 cats will roam it. Already, one of them has a home. A cameraman filming the pre-opening preparations stepped up to adopt one Wednesday.
"What we want to do is create a conversation about cat health," Roberts said.
First, they had to talk about human health issues.