Ohio police arrested a breast-feeding bandit. The lactating mama was locked and loaded and ready to aim fire. And she definitely opened fire, with her right breast. Her target not her hungry baby but police officers!
According to police Stephanie Robinette got into a fight with her husband at a wedding reception.
Her husband told police his 30-year-old wife hit him several times, then locked herself in the car.
"When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle, she advised the deputies that she was a breast-feeding mother," said Sheriff Walter L. Davis III.
As deputies went to restrain her, Davis said, Robinette "proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk."
They had to call in for back-up and she was eventually pried from the car and arrested.
Robinette, a school teacher, was charged with domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.
She was released on Monday. In a court appearance she told the judge, "I have no criminal record; I take these charges very seriously and I absolutely intend to seek help for substance abuse with alcohol because alcoholism does run in my family."
Our viewers served up their thoughts on the out of control lactating mama:
Kim writes: This is 10 degrees of gross and stupid... She's a breast-feeding mom... and she was drunk? Was she planning on breast-feeding her kid the 'tainted' stuff when she got home?? They should test the kid for alcohol content ... and charge her with an additional child endangerment charge. And jeeze.... what WON'T women use their breast for anymore?!?!?
Billy writes: I really don't have a lot of hope for this country if stupid people like this are allowed to procreate. =/
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Stephanie Robinette, 30, was busted after attacking Ohio police with her breast milk.
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