There's a new creepy and in my opinion sticky service that offers to search your wife or girlfriend's panties for someone other man's goods aka semen. You dig through the hamper get your woman's very dirty thong and send it to Infidelity DNA Testing, they then DNA-test it to see if she's cheating on you.
"The process is real simple. Just provide us an article of clothing preferably underwear or panties and we will do the rest. We can identify if semen is present, make sure it's viable for DNA extraction and then do a final comparison to make sure the DNA belongs to the correct person."
Kip Charles the man behind the search says, "There is just no legitimate reason or lie that a wife can come up with for having another man's semen in her panties." And the service isn't just for hoochies, men can be subject to it too.
Even more disturbing you can use this service on your daughter. The company suggests that you use its semen detection service to find out if "your daughter is having sex."
The test apparently "costs a little less than $200 to get started," and "the value you get from infidelity DNA testing outweighs the initial investment."
But in order for it to work, your partner (or, cringe, daughter) would have to have unprotected sex and then leave underwear soiled from such sex around for you to find. If your wife or girlfriend is doing that, chances are she's also giving you other signs that she's cheating.
Would you use this service?
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