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Diets and Dieting

The Glutton-Free Diet

There's a new diet fad that's not sweeping the nation. Who knows why it hasn't caught on yet, because it's so incredibly simple, even I can do it. Here's the entire plan: Eat anything you want, just not too much. That's right, you can eat cake — a little piece of cake, not the whole thing. You can't ask for seconds. You can eat ice cream, but not all of it — a little scoop, not the whole half-gallon. No matter how much you deserve it, no matter how lonely you are, no matter that she hasn't called you back even though she said she would. Is overeating going to make that phone ring? Move on. Let it go. There are more fish in the sea....