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'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' recap, Kyle's store opening drama

First, a disclaimer: I've been sleep-deprived since Saturday, so forgive me if I am not as adept on picking up on all of the shade this week. And with Kyle's store opening taking place in this episode, I'm sure there will be shade – in abundance.   I probably can't sleep because I just learned that Lisa's headed for "Dancing with the Stars," which will either be the best thing to ever happen to me, or a hot, sparkly mess. I'll keep you posted.  The ladies are spending their final day in Paris and are spending it on a boat. It looks beautiful, but there's trouble afoot. Kim's still pretty pissed at Lisa, and is taking...