| Mar 26, 2013
| 5:46 AM
Amy Watts is off for a birthday dinner tonight, at a joint too classy to have a TV above the bar (two Manhattans and she gets all CAPSLOCK!, three and she loves spats).
Reality sets in! Week two begins.
Grand entrance: No eliminations last week, so...
| May 8, 2013
| 6:11 AM
Results show! When they're down to this few couples, there's more time for filler. Yay! Filler! I don't even like DoubleStuf Oreos, y'all.
What this means is we get a troupe performance right off the bat, that isn't even themed to anything, other than,...
| Apr 9, 2013
| 9:04 AM
Last week was "Prom Night" and mercifully Wynonna went home. Tonight is "The Best Year of Your Life," and I'm already prepared to feel decrepit and ancient when Aly and Zendaya pick from their limited number of years.
During the staircase introductions,...
| Apr 15, 2013
| 7:07 PM
Tonight's gimmick on Dancing with the Stars is that each pro/am couple will dance alongside a pro couple during their routine. The pro couple will dance first, then the pro/am couple will join them for 15 seconds of synchronized choreography. The pro...
| May 21, 2013
| 7:56 PM
Jacoby Jones entered tonight's “Dancing with the Stars” finale in fourth place. Bruno Tonioli reiterates the concern that Jacoby’s freestyle, with its large-scale production, overshadowed Jacoby himself. Len Goodman, however, has nothing...
| Sep 26, 2012
| 10:08 AM
I didn't notice the new credits until tonight, with all the stars getting the "Bat Signal" that "DWTS" needs them again and rushing to the studio. They make me chuckle, just a little bit.
Interviews from the crowd, including Sarah Palin, Maria Menounous,...
| Sep 25, 2012
| 5:17 AM
Tom tells us this is the "best of the best" coming back -- if that were true we wouldn't have anybody that finished lower than first or second on here. Hmph.
Staircase introductions -- first impressions -- Sabrina Bryan has what Tom & Lorenzo refer to as...
| May 7, 2013
| 7:23 AM
Tonight is the first night the couples will do two full dances (where one is not a dance-off or a group dance). During the staircase introductions, Jacoby is wearing a cowboy hat. I can't wait to see what that means for their routine.
Also, today is Tom...
| Apr 16, 2013
| 8:36 AM
The show opens with Tom and Brooke alone on the stage, acknowledging the tragic events Boston today. I understand the need to address it, and I'm also glad to have my silly dancing show to distract me from the awfulness.
The show opens with the pros...
| May 15, 2013
| 7:42 AM
So, tonight we find out who’s making it into next week’s finale! (It’s also the 300th episode of "Dancing with the Stars.")
And this is the next to last results show I’ll ever recap, given the announcement that in the fall, there...
| Oct 31, 2012
| 6:06 AM
Last night was Country Night and I still can't get that chicken and train song out of my head. Curses.
Len praises Melissa's and Sabrina's performances, but asks for Apolo and Karina to perform an encore of their Viennese waltz.
Tom says that because of...
| Oct 2, 2012
| 5:49 AM
Here we go -- second week with these All-Stars. I hate Brooke's dress from mid-thigh down. It's like a cute dress got attacked by an unraveled loofah.
Tom jokes that Pamela went home and left behind a "trail of body glitter."
Melissa Rycroft & Tony...