Now, look, I sometimes miss the "Dancing With the Stars" results shows because I feel that eliminations are a little rushed when they're the same night as the competition. But I don't miss two-hour results shows.
The biggest news of the night is that Maks has shaved off his beard. This pleases me greatly.
They're taking a slightly different approach than in the past, making a point of showing us the judges' reactions while the dance is going on, even subtitling them for us to be clear we get it all. Also, they're putting up tweets from the judges.
We see Lindsay Arnold warning Calvin Johnson not to pay attention to the pre-dance clip package while he's in the...