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What not to wear when you are a woman over 50
What not to wear when you are a woman over 50

"Another year, another body part to camouflage." I am pretty sure Coco Chanel never said that, but it's my fashion statement. The Internet is currently alive with clothing, hair and make-up advice for women of a certain age. Apparently, the outsized Baby Boom generation is making its usual noisy entrance at another party to which it hasn't been invited. The one where everyone is young, thin and hot looking. The news is, we aren't, can't possibly be, and never will be again. So we have to obey a very long list of what not to wear if we don't want to embarrass the family. This list is for you, by the way. I have known what not to wear since my...

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