The band members met for the first time just two hours ago, but they're already hard at work on a rock classic, and to be honest, it's not sounding half-bad.
A rhythm guitarist pounds out G and F chords. A bass player settles on a solid beat. A singer steps up to the mike.
"The things they do look awful c-cold," he croons, sounding every inch a latter-day Roger Daltrey, longtime frontman of The Who. "Hope I die before I get old."
But something's amiss with the keyboard player. He squirms in his seat. His hand shoots into the air.
"I have to go to the bathroom," 10-year-old Jake Schwarzmann announces, and his teachers stop the music...