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Why Meghan Trainor's 'Dear Future Husband' is retrograde pap

Why Meghan Trainor's 'Dear Future Husband' is retrograde pap

Welcome to the latest installment of "Open Letters from a Newspaper Columnist," wherein I reach out to people like Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel , pop singer Kelly Clarkson and the editors at Women's Health Magazine with unsolicited advice. Dear Meghan Trainor, Can we talk for a minute about "Dear Future Husband?" First, let me say that I love the idea of strategically, mindfully approaching a decision as monumental as selecting a life partner. Props for that. Second, catchy beat. More props. Third, I sort of hate the song. It's a wolf-in-sheep's-clothing message that seems, at first, empowering and fresh ("You got that 9 to 5, but baby so...

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