No one wants to be kicked off the show, but especially not the week when you reveal a very personal story on live TV.
The results show is designed to drag out the aforementioned results with a mix of guest performances by singers and dancers. But tonight's show featured a most eclectic mix of Mary J. Blige, a Southern belle number performed to an instrumental piece from "Gone With the Wind" and judge Len Goodman twistin' to a surprise performance by Chubby Checker (who even laid a wet one on Estelle, who accompanied him in singing "The Twist").
All that almost distracted me from my mission of ascertaining the show's verdict.
The three dances that...