The year's just a little more than half over, but that apparently was plenty of time for music to provide us with some head-scratchingly awful lyrics.
Here's some of my favorite worst-of-the-worst (and often NSFW) so far.
"Fancy," Iggy Azalea featuring Charli XCX
"And my flow retarded, each beat did depart it / Swagger on stupid, I can't shop in no department."
"She Looks So Perfect," 5 Seconds of Summer
"You look so perfect standing there / In my American Apparel underwear / And I know now, that I'm so down / Your lipstick stain is a work of art / I got your name tattooed in an arrow...