When news broke Friday that the marriage of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes was ending, it didn't take Twitter long to react with the kind of snark one can expect in 140 characters or less.
A sampling of the best lines:
Katie Weasel @KatieWeasel: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes divorcing and Adele's pregnant. I somehow doubt these events are linked
HAL 9000 @HAL9000_: Mimi Rogers 1956; Nicole Kidman 1967; Katie Holmes 1978 - my supercomputer analysis says Tom Cruise's next wife was born in 1989
Joel Ingersoll @FlyoverJoel: CNN Breaking News: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to Tie the...