As a long-time watcher of “The Bachelor” I knew to expect a dramatic Episode 5, but even I wasn’t prepared for this one.
The episode begins with a prelude to what we’re about to see: Our first sex scandal and the first medical “emergency.”
After the dramatic prelude, Bachelor Chris is standing in a field of hot-air balloons in Santa Fe and I laugh out loud at the obvious metaphor.
Back at the mansion, Chris Harrison tells the women they will be joining Bachelor Chris, and Megan, the makeup artist, is excited because she’s “never been out of the country” and “can’t wait to be on a beach resort where everyone wears a sombrero.”
Bachelor Chris lets us know...