Tonight's special entertainment on DWTS was geared toward the tween crowd.
Justin Bieber. Live. Ouch.
As Randy Jackson would say, it was a bit pitchy. And he topped off the whole mess by wearing a shiny, bedazzled purple jacket.
He fared better during his second song -- a Christmas song (wait, wasn't yesterday Halloween?) -- but that could have been because he partnered with Boyz II Men.
There's not much more to share about Bieber.
But here are a few other things we learned tonight:
* Judge Bruno Tonioli gave Rob Kardashian pointers on how to tuck his toosh in while dancing.
* Ricki Lake has injured her ribs, but her partner Derek Hough seems to...