Finale time! Which means approximately 1 hour and 30 minutes of filler content and commercials and maybe 30 minutes of actual dancing.
The opening sequence is a lot like the one that opened the first episode of the season, with everybody making entrances and posing on the red carpet.
There's a quick recap of last night's performances and scores. To refresh your memory, it's Amber & Derk at 64, Corbin & Karina at 62, Jack & Cheryl at 57.
Back from commercial, Nicole & Sasha are doing a reprise of their "Hey Mickey" routine. Then Enrique Iglesias sings. His hair is sculpted to look very unsculpted. It's a marvel.
Amber & Derek were...