| Jun 18, 2013
| 6:16 AM
Hello Rose Lovers and welcome to Week 4 of "The Bachelorette." It’s time for the 13 remaining guys to pack their bags, grab their passports and head to the first stop on their journey around the world. Exactly which exotic, romantic location will be...
| Jul 23, 2013
| 9:30 AM
Welcome to "The Men Tell All" episode of Des' dramatic journey to find love.
According to Chris Harrison, this was "the best Bachelorette season ever," with the most “shocking event” still yet to come. Somehow I doubt that. This night is...
| Sep 11, 2012
| 3:48 AM
Tonight the 2012 Bachelor series trifecta comes to an end with what Chris Harrison describes as the "most shocking and most disturbing 'Bachelor Pad' finale."
We've laughed and we've cried (because we were laughing so hard), but we couldn't be happier to...
| Jun 11, 2013
| 4:35 AM
It’s Week 3 of "The Bachelorette" and we are down to 16 guys in women’s tank tops.
Chris arrives at the mansion with the first of two group-date cards. The “Love Is A Battlefield” date goes to Chris, Brian, Drew, Michael, Brooks,...
| Jul 30, 2013
| 8:38 AM
Welcome to part one of the shocking two-part season finale of "The Bachelorette," which, of course, Chris Harrison calls the "television event of the summer."
It better be good because most of the show’s viewers would rather have root canal than...
| Aug 14, 2012
| 3:52 AM
It's hard to focus on tonight's "Bachelor Pad" while we are eagerly awaiting ABC to confirm Olympic gold medalist swimmer Ryan Lochte as the next Bachelor.
And this isn't a pipe dream like our "Make Chris Harrison the Next Bachelor" Facebook group. A few...
| Jan 9, 2012
| 8:21 PM
“What happens when a prince kisses an ass?”
After three Champagne sangrias from Teavolve (Sarah) and four High Lifes from Duda’s (Chris), we approached tonight’s episode of “The Bachelor” with more enthusiasm. This...
| Feb 6, 2012
| 7:42 PM
“Chris Harrison Shows Up Only When There’s Something Strange Going On”
While discussing “The Bachelor” with friends this weekend, we discovered something unnerving about Emily (“Epidemiologist”): Though she is...
| Jul 10, 2012
| 4:07 AM
This season seems shorter than usual, which we suppose can be attributed to Emily's quick dismissal of any dude that remotely dislikes children. We probably wouldn't be friends with her -- we dislike most children we meet.
This week Emily joins the final...
| Jun 19, 2012
| 6:18 AM
"In Croatia, it's customary to ride donkeys into battle."
Emily packs her baggage (Ricki) and sends it back to Charlotte, so she can "focus on the guys" in Croatia. From the scenic shots of the city, it's definitely a place we want to visit -- mountains,...
| Aug 7, 2012
| 4:09 AM
We may have bigger problems than being fans of "The Bachelor" series, watching it every week and writing this blog.
"The Bachelor Pad" is now consuming our random thoughts. Questions like, "do these people have full time jobs?" come to mind while I'm...
| Aug 28, 2012
| 3:47 AM
Now we're getting somewhere.
Last week, Michael ("Puppy") and Erica ("Plastic Princess") were voted off, Blakeley ("Cougar") declared war on Chris ("Lt. Dan") and Ed ("Adam Corolla") revealed his lack-of-desire for Jaclyn ("The Muppet") in front of the...