"When witches don't fight, we burn." -- Fiona Goode
If Bill Hader's Stefon from "Saturday Night Live" were to explain the season premiere of "American Horror Story," it might go something like this:
"New Orleans' hottest club is 'Coven'. It has everything: an undead murderous socialite from the 1830s, a bloody shaving brush, a minotaur, stem cells, cocaine and witches."
"American Horror Story" is back, and it's just as crazy as you remember it.
We open the episode in 1834, where we are introduced to Delphine, a New Orleans socialite, who has thrown a party in an effort to round up some suitors for...