Oh, America. You brutal, merciless fool.
When it comes to "The Voice," you messed up, America. True, you cut someone who reached her peak weeks ago, but you also eliminated the twee princess who wrapped herself so tightly around our hearts.
I'm not even going to beat around the bush here -- I'll leave the suspense and ratings-pandering to Carson Daly.
Last night, America voted off Amanda Brown and Melanie Martinez.
This means two things: One, that like Christina Aguilera, Adam Levine is now wholly out of the competition as well, and two, that America doesn't know a good thing if it beats them over the head with a tambourine, guitar and Cruella De Vil...