Nineteen things President-elect Donald Trump would rather do than attend the daily top-secret intelligence briefings:
1. Chat with Sean Hannity. Or Joe Scarborough, or Matt Lauer or even Wolf Blitzer. Anybody who'll put me on the air.
2. Hang out with my good friend Kanye West at Trump Tower. Get a photo taken with him in our spectacular lobby. Tell him how honored I am that he dyed his hair blonde, just like mine.
3. Sneak into Barron's room while he's at school and watch "Saturday Night Live," which I secretly Tivo every week, even the reruns.
4. Go on Twitter and rant about how much I can't stand "Saturday Night Live," how incredibly NOT...