On weekday mornings, I'll post the most controversial, shocking and (of course) ridiculous stories for your reading pleasure. That way, when you walk into work, you'll be the master of witty conversation.

He was for it, before he was against it: Romney now says Obama made things worse. (Washington Post

The provocateur-in-chief is back: Chavez returns to a hero's welcome. (Daily Mail

Texas showdown: Perry vs. Bush (NY Times

Scandal: Murdoch's British tab hacked dead girl's phone. (Guardian

In Baltimore, more heroin dealers than McDonald's: In Denver, more medical marijuana stores than Starbucks. (The Daily

Hunt down those 16-year-olds: Secret Service probes Fox News Twitter hack. (Fox News

As promised: Casey Anthony.