On weekday mornings, I'll post the most controversial, shocking and (of course) ridiculous stories for your reading pleasure. That way, when you walk into work, you'll be the master of witty conversation.

National 

• Hey, big spender: Romney hauls in $10 million in a single day. (AP) 

• Not to be outdone: Obama lists assets worth millions. (CNN

• Amazing: Man 'cured' of AIDS. (CBS

• Seriously? Facebook-loving couple names baby "like." (NBC

• You might have to do a double-take: Ed Harris as John McCain. (Gawker) 

• Will Stewart and Colbert follow? Glenn Beck's rally headed to Israel this year. (The Blaze) 

• Big, important news: Obama drops his phone -- and then picks it up again. (Gawker) 

• Big, important news, Part II: Barack Obama vs. Britney Spears on Twitter. (The Atlantic) 

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