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Chris Dufresne's college football rankings

1. Alabama (4-0): Took everything out of Arkansas, including Bear Bryant. (1)

2. LSU (4-0): Only an SEC team could allow 463 passing yards and move up. (3)

3. Oklahoma (3-0): Cover-2: Bob Stoops 100 percent for joining Pac-12 and 100 percent for staying in Big 12. (2)

4. Boise State (3-0): BCS says ammonia and water works great for cleaning glass ceilings. (4)

5. Stanford (3-0): Probably smart enough to note UCLA QB passed 11 times last week. (6)

6. Oklahoma State (4-0): Quarterback is former pitcher in Dodgers chain probably owed money by McCourts. (8)

7. Wisconsin (4-0): Member of Legends (or Leaders)...

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