(Most interesting reader retorts, radio rabble, tangy tweets and message-board mockery of the week):
On President Obama dealing with more scandals than an SEC football coach: "When he crashes his motorcycle with his mistress riding on the back, we'll know he's hit the big-time."
On which sports personality has the most devil-like qualities: "Pat Riley. … His slicked-back hair hides the horns."
On who is most to blame for Tebow not getting his shot with an NFL team: "Dwight Howard. Mikey, don't you blame Dwight for everything?"
(Three of my favorite quotes this week from the late-night talk shows):
Jay Leno: "It has not been a good week for President Obama. You've got Benghazi, the IRS scandal, this AP records scandal, and, worst of all, his Chicago Bulls got eliminated by the Miami Heat. Do you know what that means? LeBron James is going to get audited by the IRS."
Conan O'Brien: "O.J. Simpson was in court this week trying to overturn his conviction on armed robbery and kidnapping. O.J. said, 'I'm tired of everyone thinking of me as a robber and kidnapper and forgetting what a great murderer I am.' "
Jimmy Kimmel: "The most notable thing to come out of the trial is that O.J. has put on a lot of weight in prison. I think he found the real killers and ate them."
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