Way to go, Dwight.
(Most interesting reader retorts, radio rabble, tangy tweets and message-board mockery of the week):
On Aaron Hernandez being charged with murder as an NFL player after a checkered stint at the University of Florida: "Time wounds all heels."
On Dwight Howard making the Lakers beg: "Are we in some alternative universe? This is like watching the Shot Doctor make Jessica Alba beg."
On the Jaguars making the decision to show the Red Zone Channel on the JumboTron during their home games: "Why would I want to buy tickets to go to a stadium and watch TV?"
(In honor of Tuesday night's MLB All-Star Game, three of my favorite quotes about the Midsummer Classic):
"Willie Stargell is such a big strong guy, he should love that porch [in Tiger Stadium]. He's got power enough to hit home runs in any park, including Yellowstone." — Sparky Anderson (1971 All-Star Game)
"If I ain't startin', I am departin'." — Garry Templeton (1981 All-Star Game)
"The only bad thing about winning the pennant is that you have to manage the all-star game the next year. I'd rather go fishing for three days." — Whitey Herzog
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